My Aunt Helen says this is posted at her gym. I loved it and wanted to print it to remind myself!

My trainer

is my shepherd; I shall

not weigh more.

She maketh me to lie down in green sweatpants;

she ordereth me to

do situps.

She sendeth me down jogging trails of endless length for my hearts sake.

Yea,

though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the bakery,

I will

fear no pastry,

for she art with me;

her fruits and her veggies they comfort me. And I shall dwell in the

house of the gym

for half an hour everyday.

Amen